Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
