there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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