Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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