if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Randomize
