i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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