I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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