how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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