Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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