Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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