Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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