You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Can Purell be used as lube?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize