Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
thus making me awesome and them whores
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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