the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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