I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
In other news, I just burned my penis
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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