Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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