I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
