32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm determined to sit on that face.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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