My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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