ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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