So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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