But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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