So drunk its hurt
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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