I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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