She is in my trunk
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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