This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Randomize