I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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