Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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