so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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