You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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