My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
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