I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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