That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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