I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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