you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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