oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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