yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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