i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
