i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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