Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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