So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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