return my video game
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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