why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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