the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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