Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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