The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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