so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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