Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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