is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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