did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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