I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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