Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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