Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
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