Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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